Thursday, September 3, 2009

SECRETS ABOUT BLOGGER GIRL AND LAVAGIRL

Blogger Girl -- loves -- LavaGirl -- because -- she is the creator of -- THE LAVAGIRL PROJECT.

TOP SECRET:
Blogger Girl and LavaGirl had -- a crush on Clark Kent -- and got very turned on that he changed in a telephone booth and became -- SUPERMAN. A man in a uniform fighting for the good of mankind is -- very sexy! You now know that Blogger Girl and LavaGirl are both -- true romantics.

Blogger Girl is new at blogging -- finding out about widgets -- sounds like a bunch of bad fairies!

Blogger Girl is trying her best to make the LAVAGIRL PROJECT -- have followers -- hey you out there -- in blogisphere land -- how about hitting on -- friend connect! They say that fairy tales can come true!

A good friend told Blogger Girl to read -- blogging for dummies! Oh no, does that mean that Blogger Girl is really dumb? She hopes not!

Blogger Girl is chasing a dream -- fantasying about how the LAVAGIRL PROJECT -- will make her filthy rich -- why not -- its a dream. They say that if you dream hard enough -- dreams do come true.

Right now Blogger Girl is poor -- it's LavaGirl who becomes rich and famous -- then and only then -- is when the story turns around for poor -- Blogger Girl.

Goodnite to all of you out there in the Blogishere -- may all your dreams come true!






Sunday, August 30, 2009

WHY LAVAGIRL AND BLOGGER GIRL ARE A DYNAMIC DUO

The reason that LavaGirl and Blogger Girl are a great dynamic duo is because -- they -- believe in each other.

Blogger Girl loves typing away about LavaGirl because -- she see's so many of her own dreams -- her own fantasies -- in LavaGirl. Which ones -- is what Blogger Girl -- will not devulge.

LavaGirl ventures out -- into careless abandonment -- on her love-site. After all -- LavaGirl has her very own IM Angel taking care of her -- or so she thinks. Angel sometimes spies on LavaGirl -- imagine that -- and shuts down her computer -- threatening to end her on-line chatting.

This is when Angel divulges to LavaGirl -- that her tech fairies -- will have to come --on-line -- to get LavaGirl back -- on-line. This always happens when things just start to heat up!

Soon LavaGirl is shouting to the heavens that -- her IM Angel is in fact -- a fallen angel -- and that these so called tech fairies are in fact -- sex fairies!

Blogger Girl loves -- LavaGirl -- unconditionally. She hopes you will too!

Now everyone -- go out and have a LavaGirl party. Invite all of your friends. Make LavaGirl a household name. If you have a good voice -- ok then -- even if you don't -- sing the LavaGirl song.

Now -- raise your glass of wine or beer to toast -- and -- support LAVAGIRL -- Blogger Girl's great project.






Monday, August 24, 2009

WHAT ME BLOGGER GIRL AND LAVAGIRL HAVE IN COMMON

Well the moment my hand hit a keystroke on this blog -- I instantly became BLOGGER GIRL. For better or worse myself and LavaGirl have a few things in common. Yes, I must admit at one time I was actually a "LavaGirl" on a love-site. I won't tell you what happened but I do share a lot of the humour that LavaGirl portrays in her story.

LavaGirl was a little on the lonely side when she signed herself up on an on-line dating site. Of course she had just finished off some red wine. That made the whole situation a lot more fun and naughty. Once signed up on the site -- she was officially LAVAGIRL.

LavaGirl struggled to put a good spin on her profile. The picture was finally selected -- quite a nice one she thought to herself. While trying to work on her profile she was interrupted by a voice. A bewildered LavaGirl looked around -- no one was in her apartment. The beautiful voice introduced herself as LavaGirl's personal IM Angel. Angel promised to help LavaGirl whenever she landed into any trouble on her lovesite. LavaGirl pinched herself thinking she must be half asleep. You will laugh yourself silly when you find out about all the antics that happen between LavaGirl and her so-called heavenly friend.

Now LavaGirl was new at this game so when guys were suddenly on-line wanting to chat -- LavaGirl was amazed at how easy it all seemed. She thought how nice it was -- how they -- all warmed up to her so easily -- she thought that lol's meant lots of love when in fact it meant -- laugh out loud. That happened to me too -- I hate to admit.

So my fellow bloggers stayed tuned -- more hot -- juicy -- funny stories to come.

And don't forget that LavaGirl is always lava, lava hot! That should keep your fantasies or imagination going. Until next time. Signing off -- BLOGGER GIRL






Thursday, August 20, 2009

MY LAVA-GIRL PROJECT

I'm busy writing a fiction novel called LavaGirl.



LavaGirl is an ageless beauty and lots of fun. She finds herself in a moment of weakness looking for love on a love-site and soon discovers how much energy and imagination it takes just writing her profile. She almost gave up on the whole idea. Then the guy cruising starts and her head is in a whirl. I will give you small excerpts from my novel as time goes by. You will just laugh and love LavaGirl

One night LavaGirl started singing in the shower and came up with her very own signature song.

My heart's a creater of emotion
A steamy steamy love potion
Getting ready for a great big explosion
LavaGirl

That's why I'm a LavaGirl....Baby
Lava, LavaGirl....Lady
Lava LavaGirl Baby.... LavaGirl

I've looked in the grocery store....Baby
Been to the bookstore too.....Baby
Libraries are too dull....Baby
Bars are not very cool....Baby
So where's a lady go....Baby
Maybe Home Depot....Lady

Lava Lava Girl....Baby
Lava Lava Girl....Lady
LavaGirl

So if you want to play it safe
Always meet in a public place
Lava LavaGirl....Baby
Lava LavaGirl....Lady
LavaGirl

And say you meet someone whose true
Just make sure he's good to you
Lava LavaGirl...Baby
Lava LavaGirl...Lady
LavaGirl

And say you both decide to make love
Always, always use a glove
Lava LavaGirl...Baby
Lava LavaGirl...Lady
LavaGirl

That's why I'm a LavaGirl...Baby
Lava LavaGirl...Lady
LavaGirl


This could be the next rags to riches story. Stay tuned for more about my LavaGirl Project. You go girl!





Thanks to all who send a toast
to the LavaGirl Writing Project.